By Michael Ampersant (text) and Theo Blaze (art)
Michael
Ampersant had dreamed of using some poetry in THIS IS HEAVEN---one character speaking in verse, say---but nothing came
of it. But then he discovered that the first part of Chapter 33, "Harem
Rock" would actually work as poetry if reformatted as a stanza. Nothing
up to Shakespeare standards, but still. Next, the formidable Theo Blaze
put up an invite on his site, asking authors to come up with a brief
story to illustrate one of his pictures. Michael reacted, and they got a
deal; Michael would write a story, if Theo would create an illustration for "Harem Rock." And there we are:
John,
Why couldn’t you,
At the end of a page-turning,
Adverb-packed day,
Of unparalleled heat levels.
Why couldn’t you,
Just down the third ‘fortification’ the lady of the house was handing you,
And chuck your dirty shorts one more time,
And let the sex slave fix the Magic-Mike collar around your neck.
In view of the advanced hour,
We’ll keep the strip-tease to a minimum.